Bumper Sticker Religion

Sayings from real t-shirts and bumper stickers:

• When Evolution is Outlawed
  Only Outlaws will Evolve
• The one who dies with the most toys, still dies.
• I'm not driving He is, talk to Him.
• Focus on your own damn family.
• St. Jude Pray for me.
  I drive Cerillos¹ Road.
• Follow your Bliss
• My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter
• God will take care of you (one way or another)
• Jesus Is Bored
• Heaven Doesn't Want Me
  Hell is Afraid I'll Take Over
• Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed
• Jesus is coming--look busy!
• On a Wisconsin auto:
  Honk if you love cheeses.
• After the the rapture, can I have your car?
• Never mind the car
  My reward is in heaven

Non-religious entries...

• HONK if anything falls off
• My other car is a broom
  My other car is a bicycle
• Fundamentalism stops a thinking child
• Your Kid's an Honor Student,
  but you are a moron
• My Kid beat up your Honor Student
• I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you
• Don't blame me, I voted for me
• Visualize Whirled Peas
• Visualize your turn signals
• UFO's are real (the Air Force doesn't exist)
• I Love Cats. They taste like chicken
• I gave up sex, drinking and gambling.
  It was the worst 10 minutes of my life.
• I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa,
  not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
• If we stop voting will they go away?
• I can't go to work today.
  The voices said,  stay home and clean the guns
• Keep honking – I’m re-loading
• Obviate obfuscation
• Mondale-Ferraro
• STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT!
• Hybrid cars
  So many miles, so little gas

Rogues Gallery

• Clinton Sucks, but he didn't inhale
• Piss off a Liberal, buy a gun
• You can have my gun, lead first
• Rush is Reich
• I accelerate for Attorneys

If you have a favorite of your own, e-mail me.

1) I've driven Cerillos road (in Santa Fe, New Mexico) and didn't find it unusually bad.

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